When I Rolled Seventeen

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When I rolled seventeen, it was a very good hit
It was a very good hit for a fighter with a plus one sword
It would’ve been a crit if my weapon were keen
When I rolled seventeen

Apologies to Jake of the Mummy’s Mask group for misremembering his particular mangling.

“Your pickle wife, while beautiful, is a gopher.”

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Auberon Crane puts the mayor of Illmarsh in his place.[1]


[1] That gem floated up out of my deep memory last night. As it was uttered during the great recap hiatus, I must ensure its existence outside the Twittersphere.